Found this on the Internet...Loved it

It's funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans a a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci-fi universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

 How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be unlra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can parapyse or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of use rare "animal" races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with out teeth?

Like that old story, "they're made of meat," only we're scarier.

HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN!

YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.

A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT.

HUMANS ARE A PROUD WARRIOR RACE WITH A PANTHEON OF BLOODY GODS: RAM0BO, SCHWARZENEGGER, ETC.

REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD

WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE.

WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY.

HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS, EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS.

WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED "J. CHAN".

HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE.

OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES, OH GOD, OH GOD!

More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endourance, shock resistance and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal We often use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote hardiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There's mounting evience that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; it's called pursuit predation.

Basically, we're the Terminator.

(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even then, it's only "sort of".)

Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did NOT evolve from hyper-specialized pursuit predators:

• Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired.

 • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and dies, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.

• We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren't pretty - humans have huperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but they're highly functional.

• Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extremis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme hardiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.

In essence, we'd be Space Orcs. 

I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stuff and running with it, right?

Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in our mouths to keep them in place.

We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analog traps.

And by god, we will eat anything.

• We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.

• We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.

• We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.

• We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until times runs our/one of them passes out.

• We willingly jump out of airplanes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to; prevent us from splattering against the ground.

• Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places

• We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.

• On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on earth.

Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us. 

Can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking terrifying?

It's only think to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck. It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of

show up

to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feathers you've left behind, your footpints, piss and shit and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS

WAITING

WHEN YOU WAKE UP

and you split again, but it keeps following you, always in the corner of your eye, until you just

die

We are scary motherfuckers, okay?