Green Marble Speech

Today, I heard people I generally respect praising Barky's UN speech.

Barky talked.

Barky can read a teleprompter.

Barky said cool stuff.

Barky "sounded" like a leader —

Yeah, pretty much because he said what everybody who's not a howling, hysterical Progressive or a filthy, degenerate Muslim has been saying for the last decade and a half.

Glad you caught up there, Cletus.

Barky "sounded" like a leader,

Okay I'll admit he hasn't even managed that for the last 5 years.

But if you don't mind, I'll think I just wait until he acts like one before I get too excited.

/gun