Thursday, February 26, 2015

Home Security on the Cheap

"Now that I'm a retiree, I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front  yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the  center, a prayer rug hanging on the front porch, and an AK-47's For Sale sign on the front lawn..

 
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.50 a month!"


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Gotta love email.

/gun

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