EXACTLY Like Talking to a Liberal

So, there's a psychiatrist that draws two straight, vertical parallel lines on a piece of paper and shows it to his patient.

"What do you see?"

"A man and a woman. He really wants to go to bed with her and she wants it, too, but she doesn't want to be thought of as "easy" so she resists."

The psychiatrist, startled by his patient, thinks for a minute and draws two straight, parallel diagonal lines on another piece of paper and shows it to his patient.

"What do you see?"

"Well, it''s the same man and woman, but now the man is pressuring the woman to have sex with him. She is on the verge of caving in, but secretly she is really turned on. She can hardly wait."

The psychiatrist, really alarmed, draws two wavy parallel lines and shows that to his patient.
"What do you see?"

"Oh, my goodness! They are on a bed doing the most horrible disgusting things to each other. It's just too vulgar for me to even look at!"

The psychiatrist, clearly floored by his patient's reaction, thinks for a moment and says, "I have to admit, I have never treated anyone with such an overwhelming obsession with sex."

"ME! You're the one drawing the dirty pictures!"

Moral of the story: You just can't argue with these people.

--Boligat